And the X Factor, and ... has got talent and anything else by Cowell. And Cowell himself. If we culled all the thickies, I think we'd have almost no human population left. That would do it. Maybe we need to engineer another plague. Actually, that is the most likely scenario for when we reach near the end of oil supplies, rather than having huge civil unrest there is bound to be some bright spark who takes it upon themselves to release a plague that literally thins out the numbers. It does make pretty good sense to do that (earlier rather than later so the planet is still usable for those left behind). Its time for the meta-apocalypse!