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    Default Funniest comments in code :)

    Stumbled across this:

    http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1...er-encountered

    You have to read through these... you'll be rolling on the floor laughing in no time

    Here's one that had me laughing pretty hard:
    Code:
    //When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
    //Now, God only knows
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    Nice!

    Unfortunately, most of my "funny" code comments contain swear words aimed at myself.
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    Nice find!
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    Lol, nice one!

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    On one game I worked on I found...

    // I would rather die than work on Smurfs

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    ^^ written by Gargomel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BantamCityGames View Post
    Code:
    //When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
    //Now, God only knows
    Hilarious!
    Unfortunately when this happens to you, not being able to remember or understand what a piece of code does, it's not altogether amusing.
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    I love this one, my bf used to work in marketing and I heard stuff like that all the time.
    /**
    * This method leverages collective synergy to drive "outside of the box"
    * thinking and formulate key objectives into a win-win game plan with a
    * quality-driven approach that focuses on empowering key players to drive-up
    * their core competencies and increase expectations with an all-around
    * initiative to drive down the bottom-line. I really wanted to work the word
    * "mandrolic" in there, but that word always makes me want to punch myself in
    * the face.
    */
    private void updateFileCountLabel() {

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